THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR

Can you believe it? The summer is over and the school year begins. I get slightly depressed this time of year because I have to return back to work. I like the slow pace of summer, and I like to get up later than my 5 am work wake up. I also love this time of year. As the weather starts to change and get a little cool in the morning and evenings, it reminds me of a time of renewal as well. It is a time of new beginnings. Today one of my "babies" became a senior and started off for the last day of his public school career. I remember the day I put him on the bus for Kindergarten, and looking for a full day program was the largest issue of my life... Where does the time go? My other little guy, is in 2nd grade already. I feel like I was just looking for a good day care program for him when he was just 6 months old. Where does the time go? This should prove to be an intersting year. I will have a High school graduation, a communion and hopefully an adoption.
All good things.

I found this list and thought it very interesting especially when I have a 17 year old. CAUTION READING THIS LIST BELOW MAY MAKE YOU FEEL OLD.

The World That 18-Year-Olds Inhabit
Each year, Beloit College in Wisconsin prepares a list to help teachers understand the mindset of incoming freshmen. The list offers a surprisingly precise measure of the generation gap by demonstrating how the changes and events that defined the lives of a generation might barely have registered with their children or grandchildren. Some highlights from this year’s edition on the Class of 2011 describing some of the remarkable consequences of being born in 1989:


FOR THE CLASS OF 2011
Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989.

What Berlin wall?
Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public.
They never “rolled down” a car window.
They have grown up with bottled water.
General Motors has always been working on an electric car.
Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa.
Pete Rose has never played baseball.
Rap music has always been mainstream.
Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else!
“Off the hook” has never had anything to do with a telephone.
Music has always been “unplugged.”
Russia has always had a multi-party political system.
Women have always been police chiefs in major cities.
half of them may have been members of the Baby-sitters Club.
Eastern Airlines has never “earned their wings” in their lifetime.
No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of “liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM.
Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.
Wolf Blitzer has always been serving up the news on CNN.
Katie Couric has always had screen cred.
Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it.
They never found a prize in a Coca-Cola “MagiCan.”
They were too young to understand Judas Priest’s subliminal messages.
When all else fails, the Prozac defense has always been a possibility.
Multigrain chips have always provided healthful junk food.
They grew up in Wayne’s World.
U2 has always been more than a spy plane.
They were introduced to Jack Nicholson as “The Joker.”
Stadiums, rock tours and sporting events have always had corporate names.
American rock groups have always appeared in Moscow.
Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV.
On Parents’ Day on campus, their folks could be mixing it up with Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zöe, or Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with son Cody.
Fox has always been a major network.
They drove their parents crazy with the Beavis and Butt-Head laugh.
The “Blue Man Group” has always been everywhere.
Women’s studies majors have always been offered on campus.
Being a latchkey kid has never been a big deal.
Thanks to MySpace and Facebook, autobiography can happen in real time.
They learned about JFK from Oliver Stone and Malcolm X from Spike Lee.
Most phone calls have never been private.
High definition television has always been available.
Microbreweries have always been ubiquitous.
Virtual reality has always been available when the real thing failed.
Smoking has never been allowed in public spaces in France.
China has always been more interested in making money than in reeducation.
Time has always worked with Warner.
Tiananmen Square is a 2008 Olympics venue, not the scene of a massacre.


The purchase of ivory has always been banned.
MTV has never featured music videos.
The space program has never really caught their attention except in disasters.
Jerry Springer has always been lowering the level of discourse on TV.
They get much more information from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than from the newspaper.
They’re always texting 1 n other.
They will encounter roughly equal numbers of female and male professors in the classroom.
They never saw Johnny Carson live on television.
They have no idea who Rusty Jones was or why he said “goodbye to rusty cars.”
Avatars have nothing to do with Hindu deities.
Chavez has nothing to do with iceberg lettuce and everything to do with oil.
Illinois has been trying to ban smoking since the year they were born.
The World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born.
Chronic fatigue syndrome has always been debilitating and controversial.
Burma has always been Myanmar.
Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture.
Food packaging has always included nutritional labeling.